So I stopped into Rosa Ritas in Needville, TX yesterday afternoon with a craving for a burrito. I sat down at the bar and without using a menu asked for a tortilla wrapped delicacy to quench my hunger. The waiter asked me if I wanted the big burrito, I asked how much it was and after learning it was $10.99 I said why not. As I was munching on some chips and salsa the waiter brought out a timer with my silverware, I asked what it was for and he said the challenge you just accepted! "The Big Burrito Challenge!" He then explained if I ate the entire burrito and sides, in any amount of time, I would gain instant fame with a picture on the wall. My immediate thought was of the Man vs. Food episodes. With only eight pictures adorning the burrito wall, I was excited to see what I had gotten into. Then they brought out the Monstrosity! It must have weighed 4 pounds! My tail instantly curled between my legs when I realized what I was against. I almost immediately decided today would not be the day to conquer the burrito! I know that's weak, but I was just not in the mindset for conquering the Mexican Sequoia Trunk that laid before me. I ate what I could comfortably and managed to take down a third of the beast. I left feeling defeated and in a state of awe after encountering the mythical burrito. I will return! This is not over!
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